Dear Mercury, EAT YOUR HEART OUT (I'm sorry, please stop torturing me).
Hola amigos. Dreadful Mondee is here yet again, and I am finally back from my business trip! Hopefully the rest of my year is full of holiday cheer, and less dramatic to say the least. The past few weeks have been awful, and full of heinous catastrophes! I heard that this was due to Mercury being in retrograde, affecting all things Gemini in horrible, horrible ways. I was never all that into astrology, but Susan Miller seems to be on point lately with her predictions and warnings, so I am going to tread lightly amongst this earth for the rest of the year. Maybe I have been a naughty girl this year, because it looks like Karma's back for some vengeance. That's right, my life isn't all gumdrops and rainbows but surely, you already knew that. All I can do, is get my shit together and walk proud with my head up high. If you haven't heard about the affects of evil Mercury, you must be lucky because the retrograde is now coming to a close with just a bit of lingering effects in the next few days. It feels good to be humbled, doesn't it?
