Badass Bitches - Shakira Feat. Rihanna Can't Remember To Forget You music video

So. Friggin. Hot. 

Have you seen this? If you haven't, you must.

Birchbox Man: Get it for your Man this Valentine's day: January 2014 Review

Thinking of getting your man a Birchbox Man Subscription for Valentine's Day? I say go for it! Birchbox Man cost $20 per month and Birchbox Women cost $10 a month, and I'm thinking that the $10 difference makes a huge difference in quality.

The quality of Birchbox Man is far superior to the women's subscriptions and I am a bit jelly that my man gets better grooming material than I do. I stole Allan's man box this month so that I could blog about it haha. See homies I got yo back! You get to see what Allan got before he even gets a peek at it. Allan could say what he wants but, I think this month's box is great for him because they include products that he really needs, and/or are super useful. Also, you can see that all of Allan's samples are at least 1.0 oz and products that come in Womens BB end up being like .05 - .25 oz and come in shitty packets.

January 2014 Birchbox Review - Thumbs Down

No Bueno Birchbox. Ok so I'm a bit disappointed with this month's selections. I was hoping for something more new and innovative than Shampoo, Conditioner and Burts Bees lotion. I have a fear of missing out so I am hesitant to cancel the subscription but, I will surely terminate my subscription if this keeps up. I am happy to support new/up and coming beauty brands, but I am not impressed that they sent me a box with with brands that we have all grown accustomed to. I have received 16 boxes so far, and hope box 17 will be better than this one.

SUPER BOWL 2014 BINGO - Free Printable Cutouts!

Studio DIY has been making the cutest Super Bowl Bingo cards for the past 3 years and people seem to love them so I figured I would bring them to you Homies!

Just print them out and have fun! 10 cards are on 5 sheets of printout. Use candy or markers to keep track! This fun interactive game is also great for your guests who may not be so into the whole football thing.
I am definitely printing these out for my little Super Bowl party @ mi casa this Sunday.

Happy Super Bowl-ling Homies!

La Soirée @ the Union Square Theatre - Best Party in NYC

Keep the children at home! While incredibly funny, La Soirée is a naughty show that straddles the line between Burlesque and Circus.

via theater mania

Allan surprised me with tickets so we caught the Friday 10 PM showing in Union Square and had a blast. I wasn't sure what to expect at first, but I ended ooh-ing, ahhh-ing and laughing the entire show. From juggling to hula hooping, it has a circus like aspect to it, but each act is full of charisma and humor making the show more dynamic than the usual circus-like freak show spectacle. The burlesque aspect shines through via the costumes and more so when two english gentlemen performers strip down to their underwear after their acrobatic set. The show is also interactive, where some acts were fulfilled with the help of audience members even if audience participation meant being drenched with water by the sexy half naked man performing his acrobatic set in a tub.The hardest thing about capturing this experience for you all, is that they wouldn't allow photos. Luckily, La Soirée has their own instagram so I am going to use their social media platforms to share my experience with you! I am not going to describe each pictures and ruin each act, but you all get the gist. Go see the show! Average show runs around $96.95 for a general seat ticket. General seating is first come first serve, so be early for prime seating. Posh table seating give you and your partner a private table seating and although they are behind general seating, the height is elevated so the view is still pretty great and the tickets are around $137.95. It's a great date spot so plan your next with La Soirée! 

In person: Visit the Union Square
Theatre Box Office
100 E 17th St #1, NYC 10003

January Barkbox 2014 Review: Harry Barker, Loving Pets, Think! Dog, Wigzi, Barkworthies

Hi Homies. Happy Freakin' Friday~! Today, I want to share Leo's first Barkbox of the New Year with you. I am normally  impressed with every box we get and this month was no exception. 

Not to spoil the review but Leo got Alligator treats in this month's box!

Woof! Let's get started: 

St. Anselm Seafood/Steakhouse: Date Night in Williamsburg Brooklyn

If you're in the mood for some amazing seafood, Steak and Potatoes, St. Anselm is the place to go. Allan heard about this amazing $16 for a steak joint from a co-worker, and we decided we had to go and try it out. Super low key and affordable, it's the perfect/trendy place for the young lovers & Friends.

You might get up to two slices of tomatoes if you tried to order a steak at Peter Luger or Smith & Wollensky's for the same price. St. Anselm doesn't take reservations so we hopped on the L train and had to get there 5 minutes before it opened to make sure we would get a table. When we got to their front door, there was already a long line forming down the block. Thank goodness we got there just in time! If you're making plans to visit, make sure you get there before the crowd. I apologize in advance for the low res pics but the lighting was just too dark in there for my iPhone. I brought you a slideshow via NY Mag at the bottom to makeup for my pictures homies. Overall we had a fabulous time and we ate some DELICIOUS food. I'm drooling just thinking about the food from this hipster steakhouse. 

Kiki de Montparnasse Sample Sale NYC: up to 80% Off seasonal and one-of-a-kind lingerie

Kiki de Montparnasse Sample Sale

Up To 80% Off seasonal and one-of-a-kind lingerie @ The Kiki de Montparnasse Sample Sale

Kiki De Montparnasse Sneak Peak online sale is also happening now!

Enjoy up to 60% off a selection of luxurious lingerie, loungewear and ready-to-wear styles.

79 Greene Street (212) 965-8150

between Spring and Broome Street

Friday, January 24th, 2014 at 11:00AM to

Monday, January 27th, 2014 at 8:00PM

My First Chanel: Fall/Winter 2014 - 2.55 Reissue Flapbag Burgundy Patent Gold Hardware

My Chanel dream has come true. After saving mucho $$$, I am now a proud owner of the classic, Limited Edition 2.55 Reissue Flapbag in Burgundy patent leather with brilliant gold hardware and I am just dying homies. This bag is my precious new baby, and it is my very first Chanel. I am smiling from ear to ear and the smell of new and crisp leather is just so delicious. I'm not gonna lie, I got sick to my stomach after spending so much money but you know what they say #YOLO. Also, the price goes up on these babies every year so I had to invest before the price became unbearable. Work hard and treat yo self ladies!

Model Hot Dog - Cutest Dachshund in NYC

Hello my name is Leo and I'm a model.

My modeling agency is called, Instagram.

Fivestory Off-Site SALE starts FRIDAY at The Bowery Hotel NYC 2014

Looking for another AMAZING NYC LUXURY DESIGNER BRAND SALE? Don't miss this great opportunity

Fivestory: Since it opened in 2012, Fivestory has garnered plenty of attention for its extremely well-edited selection of high-end merchandise. Expect pricey designer goods from Peter Pilotto, Balmain, and Preen, and mainstream lines like Alexander Wang and Carven. 

212-288-1338 18 East 69th Street New York, NY 10021 Madison Avenue

2014 SUPERBOWL Party Snack Recipes: Rock your world with 22 Tasty Appetizers

Hey Homies. If you are sick of greasy nachos and buffalo wings, you will be in love with the treats below! The Superbowl will be here in no time and if you're like me, you're always looking for crowd pleasing appetizer recipes to prepare for the big game. Since you all loved the Spaghetti Squash Recipe I got from Brit + Co., I brought you another special post from them. Modern take on classic recipes! 22 updated recipes that will surely make you drool. 

January 2014 Sample Sale NYC: Herve Leger, Max Azria, BCBG 70% off!!!

Get ready this Mondee morning Homies! Starting today at 11:00 AM you can take up to 70% off retail value on Luxury Designer goodies from Max Azria, BCBG Max Azria, and Herve Leger! 

The Anti-Diet: Faux Carb Spaghetti Squash “Pasta Recipe

HI HOMIES. HAVING A HARD TIME KEEPING YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO NOT EAT CARBS? TRY THIS DELIGHTFUL ALTERNATIVE TO PASTA! I ALSO INCLUDED THEIR FABULOUS ARUGULA PESTO + BASIC TOMATO SAUCE RECIPE TO GO WITH YO FABULOUS FAUX-CARB DISH!

recipe is brought to you by Brit + co :)

How are those New Year’s resolutions holding up? Have you been working out more? Eating healthier? Whether you’re on- or off-track with your 2014 goals, we’re here to help… with dinner! Spaghetti squash is in season and it’s a great low-carb, low-calorie, and gluten-free alternative to pasta. We’re dishing up three tasty spaghetti squash “pasta” recipes that will help you keep those resolutions in check. Say hello to guilt-free comfort food!

NYE 2014 @ Angel Orensanz Center LES NYC

Today, I want to show you some of my fun pics from NYE and tell you a bit about a beautiful Gothic Revival Synagogue that is now an event space in the Lower East Side of fabulous New York City. I spent New Year's eve at the Angel Orsenaz Center on Norfolk street and it's now a major event space and art gallery downtown.Built in 1849 for Congregation Ansche Chesed,it is now the oldest surviving synagogue building in NYC, and the fourth-oldest surviving synagogue building in the United States. Apparently tons of people are dying to get married here and I can see why.

Had a blast @ Church!

15 Puppy Pile Gifs to Get You Through Your Work Week via Barkpost

It's Tuesdee Homee. I needed pick-me-up to get me through this horrendous work week. 

Thank you Barkpost for providing this wonderful buzzfeed-esque pooch post.

15 Puppy Piles to Get You Through Your Work Week

I dream Chanel Flap Bag - New Year, New Chanel 2014

2014 will be the year I finally become a part of the fabulous Chanel club.

This year, I want to show myself and the world that I have finally grown into a fashionable woman. Not that you can't be a fashionable woman without a Chanel on your arm, but I am proud to have worked hard until now to have saved enough money to be able to purchase my very first Chanel purse. Like many woman, I have changed my look and sense of style over the years, and have always wanted to develop a sophisticated style filled with designers like Chanel, Goyard, Prada, LV, Celine, and so much more. With my small millennial paycheck, I have roamed around NYC hunting for bargains at consignment shops, and used to be able to afford to only shop at places with price tags available at stores like Forever 21 or Charlotte Russe. Even with my current salary, I am not rich, but, I have disciplined myself enough to save a little at a time for the things I want. I want to show you some of the bags I have been eyeballing now that I am in the market for the perfect Chanel and, maybe even persuade you to get one too!